Idea: Hotel Manager Wall Jokes

(See the main Hotel Manager Wall page)

What's the difference between a Hotel Manager an a run over skunk? Skid marks in front of the skunk
Why can't you circumcise a Hotel Manager? Because there's no end to that prick!
What do you call a Hotel Manager with an O-Level? A liar
How many Hotel Managers does it take to fuck up a con? One. He's here.
Avoid fire hazards: Burn the Hotel Manager outside  
What's the difference between a Hotel Manager and a bucket of shit? The bucket
What does a Hotel Manager and a hemorrhoid have in common? They're both pains in the ass
When the Hotel Manager was born, they burnt the baby and kept the afterbirth!  
The Hotel Manager is not a Klingon -- they're too nice!  
How can you tell when a Hotel Manager is doing a moonie? By the improvement in his appearance!
Come back Basil Fawlty -- all is forgiven!  
The Hotel Manager had an asshole transplant -- the asshole rejected him  
What do black holes do to Hotel Managers? Spit them out
What's the difference between Brighton Rock and a Hotel Manager's head? Nothing
Comment from a local Rabbi: Sorry I threw away the wrong bit!  
What do you can a Hotel Manager up to his neck in sand? Too little sand

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